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<SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><!-- Beginvar a = Math.random() + ""var rand1 = a.charAt(5)quotes = new Arrayquotes[1] = "I found out she's an angel. I don't think she knows I know. I'm worried that something might happen to me if anyone ever finds out."quotes[2] = "Every jumbled pile of person has a thinking part that wonder's what the part that isn't thinking isn't thing of."quotes[3] = "Love see's love's happiness. But happiness can't see that love is sad."quotes[4] = "Why the dancing, shouting, why the skrieks of pain? The lovely music, why the smell of burning autumn leaves?"quotes[5] = "Thank you for the card with the cartoon nurse, but there's nothing wrong with me."quotes[6] = "You didn't enjoy it you never believed it there won't be a refund you'll never go back."quotes[7] = "Lad looks at other gals. Gal thinks Jim Bean is handsomer than lad, he isn't bad."quotes[8] = "I don't want the world. I just want your half."quotes[9] = "I could never sleep my way to the top, cause my alarm clock always wakes me right up."quotes[0] = "They say love is blind. I don't think you're blind."// quotes from www.tmbg.comvar quote = quotes[rand1]document.write(quote);// End --></SCRIPT><!-- This script downloaded from www.JavaScriptBank.com Come to view and download over 2000+ free javascript at www.JavaScriptBank.com-->
